And no one knows who killed him! In a comical twist though, Bryon has the cattle prod in question in his possession – he swiped it off the guy he was blowing in the backroom the night before a guy with a “three-inch willy”. While Kenny discovers this unknown queer side to his mate, Jeff informs Bryon that her majesty, the Queen (Michael Praed), is dead – electrocuted by a cattle prod! Now don’t worry, the Queen is not THE Queen of England, but another male homosexual. Byron denies it, saying “This isn’t really gay sex. It’s not as if it’s anal, or arsehole, or sphincter, or shitter, or bumm banger, or butt fucker, or penetrative type sex.” (I warned you the script is crass!) It’s clear that Kenny is uncomfortable now around his mate, asking him if he’s is gay. Yup! Byron is a hustler performing “legitimate, lucrative work” – or at least that’s what he calls it because it earns him enough money to buy his Black Death. With just a fiver left, they pop over to the pub for a pint where Kenny not only realizes it’s a “friggin gay pub”, but also discovers Byron’s real job when we’re introduced to Jeff (Steven Berkoff) for “Jeff week”. In this hysterical British romp, Kenny ( Glenn Mulhern) decides to visit his fellow Paddy (an Irishman for those not current with the slang), Byron ( Brendan Mackey), in London expecting to crash with his mate who is living the life as “the streets of London are paved with gold!” Instead, he finds Byron passed out and squatting after a night with his favorite booze – Black Death.
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